“Kanye, I love you. I’m proud of you. You’re an amazing husband and father…but you better stop all this non-sense kissing up to Trump and running for President,” said a hologram of Kanye West’s late mother, Donda West, who added “You’re acting like a damn fool!” What is wrong with you?” and “I didn’t raise you like this.”
The holographic message was presented to Kanye West by his wife, Kim Kardashian. The gift was given in response to a gift Kanye presented to his wife: A holograph of her late father sharing a thoughtful message to his daughter, written by Kanye West, congratulating her for marrying Kanye West who the hologram said was the “most, most, most, most, most genius” person on earth.
“It was so amazing seeing my father come to life and read Kanye’s words that I thought I’d do the same for him,” said Kim. “We have so much money, I mean, why not just start making holograms now?”
The Avocado asked Kanye West whether he would take his mother’s holographic advice and stop trying to ruin democracy you idiot don’t you realize Trump is counting on you to steal votes away from the Democrats, but West said he wouldn’t.
“That isn’t my mother, it’s just a hologram. My mother is gone,” said Kanye, realizing at that moment how the act of taking the likeness of a loved one’s parent and manipulating it for novelty is, however well-intentioned, is weird as fuck and just should not be done.
“If Kim wanted to say those things to me she should have just told me. She didn’t need to bring my dead mother into this,” said Kanye before sharing a private moment with his wife in which the two finally confronted how Kanye’s increasingly erratic behavior was impacting their family. Luckily, that moment was captured by a camera crew and will air on the Keeping Up With The Kardashians series finale in November, check your local listings.
After Kim apologized for using a hologram of Kanye’s mother to convey a message that she wanted to say to her husband but was too afraid to do so we asked Kanye whether he too regretted presenting his wife with a hologram of her dead father telling her she married a genius.
“No…cause I AM a genius,” said Kanye before going on a 45-minute rant about fluoride in the water supply or something.